I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. I'd like to give you a going-away present. So, a thought crossed your mind? You have a lot of well-wishers. She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat. I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
Every one of us has something different about us that people could make fun of. He believes in bringing about positive change to the world through good-natured humor and innovative technology. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. With a mind like yours, who needs a body? We all would love to hear your best joke. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye. I had to believe in myself. Usually only people who are extremely insecure would even make such a joke or comment.
Perhaps, the next time you see her, you might actually help, that Limping Lady. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is. Most people who are overweight are simply too lazy to change their unhealthy habits. Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used. If you're looking for , , some amazing case studies, or to check how you're doing with our - this is the place for you. Yo mamma is so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live. They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
Other categories of insults Top-Funny-Jokes. Yo mama is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. I liked reading one once. I'd like to leave you with one thought. I'm blonde, what's your excuse? After all, you have inferiority! I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are. Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing. You have no trouble making ends meet. I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it! You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light. Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Please use the link pad below to quickly view the many pages of jokes.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. . My 5 year old asked me if I was going to do some shopping. Tell me, how many times were you struck there? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough. He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. I certainly hope you are sterile. If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head. When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults.
Years ago, I was driving the church bus taking the choir on a weekend outing. I had to ignore the negative comments. You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World. She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road! Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar. However, if you are tired of walking away with an empty, defeated feeling, perhaps these tips can help you. Share it with all of us. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission! Children can be implausibly cruel to overweight kids or grown-ups.
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks. You are not as bad as people say - you are worse! It should be, you sap. Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night. Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla. Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Was anyone else hurt in the accident? You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified. I don't have any hams. Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today? Down deep inside, he is shallow. You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.