Funny female monologues. Funny Monologues 2019-02-21

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21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women

funny female monologues

With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history. I should have asked you. Clackett, the Brent family's dim-witted Cockney housekeeper. In the tallest tower protected by the most dangerous dragon, wearing yet another pink dress and with the same old hair, only longer. Grabs cell phone and punches in random numbers, pauses Hello Carol. In this funny monologue Lady Bracknell expresses her disappointment about Bunbury being always sick and argues that people should strive for health.

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Very Funny Female Monologues (Message Board)

funny female monologues

All the other people in the band just look mad in their pictures, especially the skunk hair guy. And I'm sure you'll find many advantages to this purchase, as well. And all of a sudden, Frankie just walked up. He is speaking with his long time friend and probably crush , Evie, who is quite angry with him. And I guess they are kind of cool.


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21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women

funny female monologues

It helps me fall asleep…the sound of you singing your heart out. Do I have green hands? Fields, West lectures a bunch of boys on the ways of the world using historical and mathematical insight. Lear, a vain and foolish man, has just divided his kingdom between two of his daughters Goneril and Regan and left his youngest Cordelia out of his will. It explains a lot actually. I have dignity and poise. And I really, need this.

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Funny Monologues for Girls

funny female monologues

Playing this slightly goofy and brainy dreamer is a great way to show you can do funny. You ever tangled with a cat before? He hated to talk in it, hated to write it, hated to listen to it. But your voice sounds so sad sometimes that it frightens me. She plays the Rolling Stones a lot in the car and has to sing along with every word. . I worry that his soul is not at rest.

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Comedic monologues with great opening lines

funny female monologues

In this monologue the character of Miss Witherspoon questions the very foundation of the religion she was brought up in. I felt like I knew her for my entire life. Bernhard turns up a little Bacharach in this concert film and tells traditional feminine ideology to walk on by. Make us have a nice night together. Instead of resolving the situation, the couples begin to bicker about themselves and their views on race, , and gender.


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Comedic monologues with great opening lines

funny female monologues

Isabelle has pushed her in the mud puddle two times already and Sophie has resisted the urge to retaliate. I mean, when I first got here, I was really scared and lonely. I like to feel the glaze melt on my tongue. Oh my Honey Boo Bear… I loved you so much. I think of myself as more of an adventurer. My mom would nag at me for bending about disco. She likes this one band, Nirvana, and I swear you cannot understand a single word they are singing.

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Comedic Monologues — Tara Meddaugh

funny female monologues

Got a two hunderd and five dollars so far. And the fact that no two are the same says a lot. Last year, I broke my leg playing on the swing in her backyard. She explains why she can no longer be friends with her. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! Hello, and welcome to Fencing 101. There are 36 people in my English class. He does this by convincing Othello that Desdemona has cheated on him with Cassio.

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Comedic Monologues — Tara Meddaugh

funny female monologues

You think something so basic to living would come easier. I hurried to get out of the shop, and of course, I tripped and spilled the coffee all over the place. He has a dog with scraggly fur and only three legs. I hear them talking about how inspirational her story is. I got some new shoes! And pearls, rubies, emeralds and beads out of number.

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Very Funny Female Monologues (Message Board)

funny female monologues

I should have listened to you. I felt like I had been punched in the stomach. Go find someone else you can trick into going all mushy and stupid only to have his heart torn out and smashed like a wine glass at a Jewish wedding. She rubbed my back and made me feel better. First off, the research opportunities at your university are mind blowing! The poor thing spent her last months folding and folding and folding. But then at the end he is confused and having second thoughts. If I had to guess I would say that he probably gets treated like that at home.

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