Couldn't learn to water ski because she. A cornstalk walks into a bar. Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, 'No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The blondes immediately broke down cryi … ng. Appearing pensive for a few moments, the doctor suddenly had a great idea about what might be causing the problem.
When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. First, let's make sure he's dead. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down! This is a joke about grammar. While he is drinking his beer he tells the bartender what the other bartender said to him. A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. What is the capital of Nevada? Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A lot of people have taste tested it and claim it's wonderful.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? They found a lamp and rubbed it. Some of them are new, and just as offensive. Here's one that always gets some laughs: Two blonde girls were sitting on the couch watching the eveningnews. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. They'd driven 30 miles when they saw one that read, 'Clean Restrooms Ahead'.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Is it the moon or the sun? Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. The blonde turned around again. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. The red head wished togo to new york and was sent there. A: A whine and cheese party! The next day, she went shopping and took the phone with her. She flies past a billboard, behind which is parked a highway patrol officer. A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box! There's this blonde out for a walk. Comes in a 16-oz can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. He thought she probably meant 2.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked in the street in front of the bank. A: She'll blow your mind, too. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? What do blondes do when their laptop freezes? I also like: There was three girls on a deserted island. Hey, asked the brunette at the wheel, see any cops following us? After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Q: Why can't Blondes make ice cubes? Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. A: She smacks herself in the forehead. Many people had tried over time weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.
Sure it started out with bright, clear lines and. How many is a brazilian? So they walk in and sit down at the bar. The bartender recognizes a squirrel in disguise. Q: What is a blonde's favorite color? Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? You can't leave that lyin' there! It will hurt people's feelings if they areblonde. Q: Who is the best blonde secretary in the world? Right before it hit the ground the tequila makes me float. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? I am talking to the little guy on your lap making these rude jokes! We've got dogs with us.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. Q: What's a blondes favorite drink? One of my favorites is this: There was three girls, a blond, abrunette, and a redhead. He then puts a napkin next to the drink and sets a turtle on it. There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. Well, the next night, the same drunk goes into the same bar.
Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh? Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. She was back home with her family. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.