You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt. She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat. Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today? Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? ~ Bill Dana ~ He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. You're red shirt goes well with your eyes. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. Like, I understand why, and better safe than sorry or whatever, but it fucking stings. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years? I don't mind, because you don't matter.
Why should I take all the credit? I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. I wouldn't call what you do underhanded. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission! There is no vaccine against stupidity. I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
What color is the sky in your world? I'll arrange it with the undertaker. All that you are you owe to your parents. I hear what you're saying but I just don't care. A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny. They say truth is stranger than fiction.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. You are probably cautious about being attacked. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity. I saw the opportunity to manipulate her and probably could of had a full fledged relationship with her. Synonyms: So you know you're really that attractive? He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet. You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
My body tells me to shut my eyes really tight, curl up and put my face between my chest and my knees. You must have been around the world. If they are fat - You can lose so much weight if you let all that water out of your blow hole - then with your hand make your fingers like a spray over your head, Whenver they sit down, pretend that they lifted you off your seat rattle a cup or anything on your desk, yellearthquake! Look, your mother gave birth to you. I ate more than a Nathan's hot dog contest winner this weekend. Jelousys an addiction, go see the doctor abou tha! Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Questions like that allow me to dig for her opinion in an indirect manner. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. They say that travel broadens one. You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change. He told me that it hurts to know that I think he is that kind of person.
Now you are just the opposite. I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me! Because that vest was disgusting! Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? Some types of manipulation are not always a negative thing, but most of the time it's for personal gain. I'm busy now, can I ignore you some other time? They say that two heads are better than one. Everybody has a photographic memory. You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder All day I thought of you.
I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone. I thought of you all day today. That's why we're honoring these 31 people and their amazing, random acts of sarcasm. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. Synonyms: She knows everyone's business, she gossips a lot.
After all, you have inferiority! Ordinarily people live and learn. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. I told them they were off by two letters. Kind of like knowing your place. You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass. Bellend comes from a fine line of penis-related insults which are probably as old as language itself. The only thing he brought to this job was his car.